Product Specialist - Electrical
It's fitting that this is AI for mechanical, electrical, and plumbing engineering because this company comes across like a whole drawer full of tools.
Onsite
Roles that require you to work from a specific location maintained by your company, such as a headquarters or regional office.
Customer Success Associate
Because AI is famous for being fair and unburdened by the biases of its creators!
Customer Operations
Hey, so -- remember that saxophone I mentioned earlier? It's getting louder.
Customer Success Representative
Also, oh my god the music in their offsite highlight reel. The sweeping camera work. The editing. You're not scoring the winning goal against the USSR, it's not the Miracle on Ice, it's a conference at a fucking Marriott. Can we bring it down a notch, Honeycomb?
Head of Customer Experience
You know that TikTok meme, the one where someone is doing something stupid and the saxophone just keeps getting louder? That is basically my entire career doing Bad Job Bingo on AI jobs.
Support Specialist
Why the fuck are you wanting your Support team to work 22 HOURS IN TWO DAYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Customer Experience Associate
Not for those looking to create forgettable CX and do the shittiest work they've ever done!
Customer Experience Manager
Friends, the way I laughed. Funny uh-oh, not funny ha-ha. Run! Run away from this egotistical, self-deceiving micromanager!
Director of Customer Operations (Data Center)
Hmm, I have a feeling that going from the Twilio job to this one will be a big leap. Or maybe more like a sharp drop.
Founding Ops
I can literally go on any website right now and find someone's dumb opinion. You're reading my dumb opinion right now. Why are we doing this.
Community Experience Specialist
ELEVEN WHOLE DAYS OFF? WOW! And absolutely no mention of PTO, but don't think about that! Think about the work environment that will make you wish desperately for home! Wait, no, don't think about that either.
Technical Support Team Lead
Pitiful. I see they only care that you're eating at work. Go home to your family and be hungry, I guess.
Manager, Customer Success Management
Seems great. We get a little more information about the seniority of this role, so I don't really have any concerns about the responsibilities, and the pay seems great for the region.
Product Support, Bridge
This role is very similar to the other Product Support Specialist role, and so I have the same questions about leveling. But again, everything else is good, and the pay range makes sense for what seems to be a slightly more senior role.
Customer Support Specialist
Scream it with me: BEEEEEEEENEFITS AAAAAAAARE NOOOOOOOOOT PEEEEEEEEERKS
SVP, Global Customer Service and Operations
Lordy. Someone dial back the gas in this hot air balloon before we hit the exosphere.
Manager, Customer Service (Canada)
Whatever. You know what I'd say here if I weren't so goddamned tired. You know, from all the fucking capitalism.
Customer Onboarding Specialist
Y'all, I've said what the actual fuck so many times with this JD it's lost all meaning. I don't even know what to say, except that I don't think our existing ratings quite cover this one, so I had to create a special one: Possibly Psychotic.
Customer Success Manager
I think the AI is confused about what Customer Success does.
Support Operations Lead
Blacklane's Careers page is pretty bare-bones, with very little actual useful information, not unlike this job description!
Support Engineer
Look, I'm being kind by only putting this in BINGO.
Bilingual Client Engagement Senior Specialist
Look, this company sounds weird, the role sounds weird, and the fact that they can't tell you what the pay is is weird. We've got a weird club sandwich of a job listing here, is what I'm saying.
Customer Success Manager (Technical)
Welp, a red flag right up front. What a way to dive back into Bad Job Bingo!
Client Experience Associate
Blah blah woof woof capitalism, but a company that wants to use you to build private wealth for others but won't deign to tell you what the compensation package is is especially hypocritical and I just cannot (Farther for me, but not for thee?).
