I know, I know, this is *yet another* AI company, but this one has robots! And okay, their Careers page is kind of hokey, but hokey is a significant step up from some of the jobs I've rated today. It's robots, y'all. Let me have this.
Because AI is famous for being fair and unburdened by the biases of its creators!
Also, oh my god the music in their offsite highlight reel. The sweeping camera work. The editing. You're not scoring the winning goal against the USSR, it's not the Miracle on Ice, it's a conference at a fucking Marriott. Can we bring it down a notch, Honeycomb?
Period companies, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OH MY GOD
Not for those looking to create forgettable CX and do the shittiest work they've ever done!
It seems like a neat role, and the pay and benefits are appropriate (and no mention of attention to detail). Solid Eh, It's Probably Fine!
Friends, the way I laughed. Funny uh-oh, not funny ha-ha. Run! Run away from this egotistical, self-deceiving micromanager!
Is this one of those SiriusXM situations in which you have to go through all nine circles of Hell in order to cancel your subscription?
My opinions about the gig economy aside (which are mixed—I see the benefits and the considerable downsides), DoorDash's Careers page hero is very, very red and legit hurts my eyes.
Automatic BINGO! Damn, I don't think that's ever happened so fast. (It's the first thing you see on Ramp's Careers page).
ELEVEN WHOLE DAYS OFF? WOW! And absolutely no mention of PTO, but don't think about that! Think about the work environment that will make you wish desperately for home! Wait, no, don't think about that either.
Pitiful. I see they only care that you're eating at work. Go home to your family and be hungry, I guess.
The only reason this isn't going into Green Means Go is that a few responsibilities seem a little senior for this title. That could just be a lack of knowledge of their internal structure and leveling, though. Everything else seems good, and the pay is good for a technical/financial role.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the shitty pay at the bottom.
Lordy. Someone dial back the gas in this hot air balloon before we hit the exosphere.
I don't even remember which job I was supposed to be rating. Goddamn. Oh right, Customer Support Specialist. I'm sure this will be *fine.*
Well, that's some bullshit! Especially for a hybrid role in Denver. BINGO.
Given the unusual schedule expectations and the very specific technical skills and experience required for this role, that salary range is not great. I mean, with the poor job market, they'll probably be able to hire someone at that comp, but. I'm not impressed. Tread Carefully.
Because it makes me feel hopeful about AI, I'm tentatively putting this in Green Means Go.
Not much to say about this one; the duties and qualifications seem pretty straightforward, and the salary is decent for a Docs role. Solid Eh, It's Probably Fine.
Well, this was fine until I got to the last bit of the required qualifications and basically all of the preferred quals section. For a senior technical role like this, $83,500-$100,000 is poor compensation. Throwing this in Tread Carefully.
Overall, this is a solid Eh, It's Probably Fine. Aside from a few flags (and asking for salary expectations on the application), it seems like a decent remote role with good benefits.
Look, I'm being kind by only putting this in BINGO.
I am immediately suspicious of companies that in one breath brag about how great a workplace they are and then, in the next, make it clear that they are only being transparent about salary because they are legally required to in NY, CO, or CA. Honestly, it's fucking laughable.
