Head of Customer Experience

Head of Customer Experience

You know that TikTok meme, the one where someone is doing something stupid and the saxophone just keeps getting louder? That is basically my entire career doing Bad Job Bingo on AI jobs.

TensorWave | comp not given

Steph's Notes:

TensorWave has no real Careers page to speak of, but it does have a very basic About Us page.

We empower the next wave of AI - Building seamless, secure, reliable, and resilient AI infrastructure at scale, eliminating barriers and challenging the status quo to empower builders and support AI innovation.

I am so tired of AI word soup. So tired. So bored.

You guys, out of their 15-person leadership team, there were four whole women! That's basically a minyan for Tech.

Build the Future of AI Infrastructure

Another nickel towards my fortune!

Because breakthrough AI should move at the speed of ideas, not infrastructure.

NO IT REALLY SHOULDN'T

You know that TikTok meme, the one where someone is doing something stupid and the saxophone just keeps getting louder? That is basically my entire career doing Bad Job Bingo on AI jobs.

Lead quarterly business reviews and strategic planning sessions with customer Engineering stakeholders

There it is, an almost too on the nose metaphor for our field in Tech: Engineering is capitalized in a title but customer isn't.

In fact, literally every other team name that appears in this JD (Sales, Product, etc.) is capitalized, but no variation of a customer team is ever capitalized. Amazing, no notes.

I don't know why this is billed as a Head of CX, when every duty in this JD seems to relate to Success or Revenue Ops.

Exceptional executive presence with ability to engage and influence C-level and VP-level engineering/technical stakeholders

THEN WHY ISN'T THIS A C-LEVEL OR VP ROLE???

What We Offer

Spoiler alert: it's not salary transparency! (Also, they can miscapitalize literally every word in the What We Offer section but not Customer Success? Cool!)

I'm not feeling particularly benevolent today; I'm calling this a BINGO.


Original Job Description: Head of Customer Experience

About TensorWave

Our mission is simple: deliver seamless, secure, reliable, and resilient AI compute at scale. We've built a versatile cloud platform that eliminates infrastructure barriers, empowering builders to focus on innovation instead of fighting their stack. Because breakthrough AI should move at the speed of ideas, not infrastructure.

About the Role

We’re looking for a Head of Customer Experience to join our team during an exciting phase of growth. In this role, you’ll be responsible for owning customer satisfaction, retention, and expansion, working closely with cross-functional partners to support business objectives while upholding our standards for excellence, collaboration, and impact. 

What You’ll Do

Who You Are

Required Qualifications

Preferred Qualifications

What We Offer

Equal Employment Opportunity

TensorWave is an Equal Opportunity Employer. We celebrate diversity and are committed to creating an inclusive environment for all employees. We do not discriminate on the basis of any protected status under applicable law.

Reasonable Accommodations

TensorWave provides reasonable accommodations in accordance with applicable laws. If you require accommodation during the hiring process, please contact accomodations@tensorwave.com.

Employment Eligibility

All offers of employment are contingent upon verification of identity and authorization to work in the United States, as required by law.

Background Checks

Where permitted by law, employment may be contingent upon the successful completion of a job-related background check.

Data Privacy Notice

By submitting an application, you acknowledge that TensorWave may collect, use, and retain your personal information for recruiting and employment-related purposes in accordance with applicable data privacy laws.

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